Completely ruining Up Our Lives, Guys
Completely ruining Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are Fuck me guys a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and just accepted our fate?
“This One's About Getting It On"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No time for wimps here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every bit of the action.
- Ignore that boring stuff you’ve been reading.
- This where the real pleasure is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable experience.
We're not begging. We’re just telling you the reality.
Guys: Dude Nail Me Immediately Tonight
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Waste around with BS, just Make love to me already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Seriously! Those Dudes {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- Maybe I Should Talk to My Landlord About This.
- Dude, Please| This is getting Totally Unacceptable.
I'm Telling You, I just want to Live My Life in Quiet! Is that too much to ask?
Let's crank Hell Lit
Tonight, we're gonna make it rain. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta get wasted and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will make you lose your mind.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Fuck It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.